A rectangular wooden board with a checkerboard pattern made of alternating light and dark wood grains, standing upright against a plain beige background.

The Funky

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A rectangular wooden board with a checkerboard pattern made of alternating light and dark wood grains, standing upright against a plain beige background.
  • A rectangular wooden board with a checkerboard pattern made of alternating light and dark wood grains, standing upright against a plain beige background.
  • A rectangular wooden cutting board with a checkered pattern of light and dark wood tones, standing upright against a beige background next to stylized dark green chili pepper illustrations and the text 'The funky'.
  • A rectangular wooden board with a checkerboard pattern made of alternating light and dark wood grains, standing upright against a plain beige background.
  • A rectangular wooden cutting board with a checkered pattern of light and dark wood tones, standing upright against a beige background next to stylized dark green chili pepper illustrations and the text 'The funky'.
The Funky

The Funky

€60,00
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A shallow channel cut around the edge to catch juices while you carve.

Made to order — production takes up to 10 days, then we ship it out.

The Funky doesn't sit still. Edge-grain oak and ash, cut and bent into a warped plaid that plays tricks on the eye — straight lines that aren't, a pattern that seems to ripple depending on where you're standing. Finished properly: a coat of food-safe mineral oil, then beeswax on top. No shortcuts, no funny business.

Handmade, every single one. The kind of board that gets a second look before the first tomato does.

39 x 29 x 3.2 cm

Caring for your board

How do I oil my end grain cutting board?
Apply a food-safe mineral oil generously, let it soak in for a few hours or overnight, then wipe off the excess. Do this every 3-4 weeks, more often when the board is new.
Can I put it in the dishwasher?
No — hand-wash only with warm water and mild soap, and never let it soak. Dry it immediately and stand it on its edge so both sides air out evenly.
How do I get rid of smells like garlic or onion?
Scrub with coarse salt and half a lemon, then rinse and dry thoroughly.
Are knife marks a problem?
Light marks are normal wear and part of the character. A quick sand with fine sandpaper and a fresh coat of oil brings the surface right back.
Where should I keep it?
Away from direct heat, radiators and long spells in the sun — those can warp or crack the wood.

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